Tark Tan ji's Normals Page

 Captain of the Guard: "Ten of you men grab that bastard!"
Lesser Noble: "I shall have you whipped for your insolence."
Merchant: "Fish, beer, flint, sword?  I got it"
Retainer: "You want I should beat him up for you, m'lord?"
Trader: "Fifty!  You rob me!  Not a copper less than 75!"

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